The Campaign Team & What Jello Reveals...
We need to put together Joannie's Jiggle for Justice campaign team. I make the following recommendations:
Joanne: Hail to the Jello Queen on President's Day!!
Debbie: Creative Vision and Alliteration Queen
Chrissie: Photo Queen and Recruitment Specialist
Carolyn: Queen of the Rainbow Coalition
Lindsay: Queen Number Analyzer
Betsy: Queen of ???
Jesse: Prince of analyzing our campaign and giving us constructive feedback - (BAD)
All others who wish to join will need to pass a personality profile. The question is... What is your favorite color/flavor of Jello?
The answer will tell us if they love freedom enough to join our Jiggling for Justice with Joannie team. (I found this on a jello fan's website...it's quite insightful!!)
A Basic Jello Colour Personality List
Blue - Violent/Ecstatic
Green - Pessimistic/Jealous
Pink - Sickeningly Sweet
Purple - Annoying
Red - Short Tempered
Yellow - What??
Orange - Kinda Shy
Sparkling Grape/Mandarin Orange/Wildberry - Jello with class - Rich whiny bastards who think they should own everything..
Clear - Jello in its natural state - naked :P
Jello Pudding?!?
And as for the jello with fruit thingys in it....It's kinda like Jello with an inflated ego(a know it all)
We will need all colors of the rainbow represented to keep our widespread appeal to all those who LOVE FREEDOM!!
Joanne: Hail to the Jello Queen on President's Day!!
Debbie: Creative Vision and Alliteration Queen
Chrissie: Photo Queen and Recruitment Specialist
Carolyn: Queen of the Rainbow Coalition
Lindsay: Queen Number Analyzer
Betsy: Queen of ???
Jesse: Prince of analyzing our campaign and giving us constructive feedback - (BAD)
All others who wish to join will need to pass a personality profile. The question is... What is your favorite color/flavor of Jello?
The answer will tell us if they love freedom enough to join our Jiggling for Justice with Joannie team. (I found this on a jello fan's website...it's quite insightful!!)
A Basic Jello Colour Personality List
Blue - Violent/Ecstatic
Green - Pessimistic/Jealous
Pink - Sickeningly Sweet
Purple - Annoying
Red - Short Tempered
Yellow - What??
Orange - Kinda Shy
Sparkling Grape/Mandarin Orange/Wildberry - Jello with class - Rich whiny bastards who think they should own everything..
Clear - Jello in its natural state - naked :P
Jello Pudding?!?
And as for the jello with fruit thingys in it....It's kinda like Jello with an inflated ego(a know it all)
We will need all colors of the rainbow represented to keep our widespread appeal to all those who LOVE FREEDOM!!
posted by betsyjane at
9:12 AM
4 Comments:
RED OF COURSE -
AND I can't figure out how to put text in color on this web site!
IT JUST MAKES ME SO MAD! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I'M NOT SHORT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DebbieJeanLimon, at 9:48 AM
Oh Betsy, you have got to be the research queen! Good work checking out the significance of the colors. We will be sure to take that into account with our publicity/advertising!
Now, Debbie, cool your jets. Remember Howard Dean.Your outburst could be taken out of context. And anyhow, what do you have against shortness?
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Joannie, at 10:10 AM
Oh yeah?!!!! What's YOUR favorite color? GREEN?
for JEALOUS?
Ok, I'm better now. That greeneyed monster was bound to surface at some point.
And I love short people . . . I was one.
Back to JIGGLING FOR JOANNIE. . .
Oh yes, Creative Vision and Alliteration Queen (Bee?) - I'm HONORED. I love it. THANKS BETSY RESEARCH QUEEN!
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DebbieJeanLimon, at 1:28 PM
My favorite flavor is strawberry banana...does that mean I'm short tempered and.....what???????? I guess I will stick with being Photo Queen and Recruitment Specialist. Any leads on Bill Cosby yet?
By
Chrissie, at 5:41 PM
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