Remember the Layers!!
Joannie's platform has to include "layers." It's not JUST the jiggling that is important. Joannie is like an onion, like an *Ogre (in a good way!!), like good jello...
Layers - (in rainbow order of course)
*This is a very profound scene in the movie. Donkey askes Shrek why he didn't use the stronghold tactics that were rumored of ogres. Shrek asks him if that would have really been the best way to deal with the situation, and Donkey replies that it would not have been. That's the first time that Shrek lets his masculine facade fall and brings Donkey into this thoughts, his world. He tries to show Donkey (using the example of the onion) that he is more than just a strong, big, masculine ogre...that he has other sides that no one even tries to get to know. They all just assume that he is as all the rumors say and judge him before they know him. All Shrek (AND JOANNIE) wants is an equal chance to be heard, to been seen as more than a menace to society. This is a cry from today's stereotypical man, to not be judged as what he should be but get to know each man on an individually level and appreciate the differences in character and personality that is there that not many take the time to see.
6 Comments:
Menace to society????? Can't a girl jiggle anymore??? Why can't everybody just love freedom????
By Chrissie, at 9:24 PM
Layers, schmayers, Let's just win this time! Who cares how? We've got a real looker and we need to let her loose. Just keep jiggling and we can't lose. . . Have you SEEN our candidate? She's a publicists dream. . . a winning smile, dimples to die for, and she's perfected 12 layer jiggling. . . !
As Grandma Potton used to say,
"It must be Jello, cause jam don't shake like that!" (granted, she probably said Jelly but you get the idea)
Maybe we could get Carter to endorse her. .
Jimmy Jiggles for Joannie!
By DebbieJeanLimon, at 10:35 PM
BUT
Betsy Jane,
VERY cool rainbow colors and wonderful sentiments . . . for LOSERS. . . Enough with those namby pamby ETHICS. . .we want to WIN at all costs. . . the stakes are too high. . . JIGGLERS JUSTIFY JERKINESS. . . (trust us, we'll do ethics once we're in? . . . MAYBE).
This power tripping is contagious. . . watch out. . . .IT'S GREAT!
By DebbieJeanLimon, at 7:49 AM
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By Joannie, at 9:51 AM
WOAH. . . WHO'S THE CHICKEN WHO PULLED BACK ON THEIR HONESTY? HAVE NO FEAR.. .JOANNIE WILL ALWAYS BE THERE TO EMBRACE MISTAKES AS WELL AS TRIUMPHS. ONLY OUR CURRENT president WILL NOT ADMIT MISTAKES. WE LEARN FROM OURS - - RIGHT JIGGLERS?
JIGGLERS FOR JUSTICE IS NOT JUST A SLOGAN. . . IT'S A WAY OF LIFE. . .
By DebbieJeanLimon, at 8:59 PM
AND if we can get Jesse Jackson. . .
Jesse Jiggles for Joannie also has a nice . . well. . jingle.
By DebbieJeanLimon, at 9:02 PM
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