To Wrap Up a Whirlwind Week (say that 5 times fast!)

Thank you to all of the supporters for the flattering(?) offerings to define our campaign. Okay, let's sum up the varied symbolic images that have come to the forefront in the last few days: In the whirlwind of creativity, we want to hone down our final product that appears to keep us focused yet open, sincere, and yet willing to stoop/pander/grovel to anything/anyone to get them on board. Are we in agreement so far? In our blogstorming sessions, these are the images/sponsors that are shaping our cause:

Swollen Fingertips
Anything that jiggles
8 layer jello(this might be a campaign crusher, Deb, but I have never topped 8. Not that I couldn't, I believe. But we need to stick with the facts. That little slip might cost the election)
Homer's Jiggle for Justice
Rubber band guy with tree frog fingers
Nascar(those cheaters!)(Is scandal good or bad?)
Shrek
Multilayered Rainbow Onion

So, in gleaning from the above images, I sense that we are moving toward a campaign whose main message might be:

"It doesn't matter if you look TOO colorful(or are in the wrong order), wiggly, smelly on the outside, or have little ears, or drive a souped up race car. If you strip away each layer, you will find, that underneath it all, we are all just masses of uncoagulated
gelatin just waiting to be LOVED. In our coalition, we will accept anyone at any stage, who is willing to congeal his/her ideals into the tenets of the Jiggler Party. You need not be a professional jiggler, and the size doesn't matter. Just unleash your restraints, release your inner wobbles, unearth the groundswell from under those swollen fingertips, jump on Carolyn's homemade platform of lumber for all and ...........

JIGGLE FOR JUSTICE WITH JOANNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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