Baby It's Cold Outside. . . .
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Superior sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Hayward gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal
underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Wisconsin close the windows.
5 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.
15 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.
20 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
25 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Wisconsin start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
30 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late.
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Superior sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Hayward gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal
underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Wisconsin close the windows.
5 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.
15 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.
20 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
25 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Wisconsin start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
30 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late.
posted by DebbieJeanLimon at
8:07 PM
6 Comments:
I am spitting out my breakfast laughing so hard. Thanks for sharing!! B
By
betsyjane, at 9:56 AM
That is so funny!! Flannel shirts rule!!
By
Chrissie, at 1:32 PM
That says it all! It's also why we are such swarthy people. I remember being in Florida once, and we were swimming in the pool to the disgust of the locals. Mind you, it was 70 degrees, and a sunny day. They thought we were lunatics...which of course we were.
By
Joannie, at 4:38 PM
SWARTHY?
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DebbieJeanLimon, at 5:17 PM
oops, I guess swarthy means dark skinned! How about brawny instead?
Yeah, that would work. Swarthy was from Saturday Night Live, when Jon Lovitz, as Michael Dukakis, said something like, "I come from swarthy people". I thought it meant scrappy, or burly, or brawny. Boy, was I wrong. Have a nice day!
By
Joannie, at 12:56 PM
ain't it the truth!
we never close schools!
By
Din Din Jo Jo, at 9:23 AM
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